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Velnoire

ENGINE INSTALL · DONE FOR YOU

60 on-brand creatives and an agent staff in 14 days.

I build your brand's AI creative engine and a team of guarded agents, then hand you 60 launch-ready creatives. Everything is written. No calls.

$4,900 · one-time · 14 days · 3 per month

Founding clients: $2,900 for the first 3, in exchange for a published case study. 3 left.

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The problem

Your best ad is fading and the next one isn't ready.

Creators take weeks. Agencies bill hours.

You tried AI. It looked cheap.

Everything still goes through you.

What you get

  • — A written creative and economics audit: CAC ceiling, current creative performance, competitor angle map.
  • — Your brand's House Code and Prompt Bible, written for your brand.
  • — 60 launch-ready creatives: 40 statics, 12 AI-UGC-style videos and 8 product or lifestyle scenes, in up to 2 languages, with AI disclosure where needed.
  • — 5 custom agents configured in your workspace (Hyperagent or Claude), with guardrails.
  • — A testing plan: which creatives to launch, in what structure, and how to read the results.
  • — A written handover SOP and silent walkthrough recordings.
  • — 30 days of async support by email or Telegram, 48-hour response.

How it works

  1. 01

    Apply

    A short written form: brand, revenue band, ad spend, goals, access readiness.

  2. 02

    Written mini-audit

    Within 48 hours: a 2–3 page document with three quick wins and what the Install would change.

  3. 03

    Proposal

    Fixed scope, timeline and terms, with Stripe checkout: 50% now and 50% on delivery, or 100% upfront with a 5% discount.

  4. 04

    Build

    Onboarding form and asset upload, then delivery on day 14.

Guarantee

If fewer than 60 creatives pass your approval, I keep producing until they do, or refund the unused share.

Who it's for

FOR

  • DTC brands doing roughly $30k–$1M a month that depend on paid social.
  • Lean agencies that want a white-label install for a client.

NOT FOR

  • Brands still looking for product-market fit.
  • Anyone who wants their ad account managed: Velnoire builds the engine, it doesn't run your media buying.
  • Anyone who needs a call to decide.

FAQ

Will the ads look like AI?+

Every creative passes the cut before you see it: would a luxury house post it, does it show the product doing its job, does it survive the 1-second scroll. You approve each one, and the guarantee covers the rest.

Can AI ads get my ad account banned?+

Creatives carry AI disclosure where platforms require it, and your agents ship with a claims checklist and a disclosure check. Agents draft; nothing is posted automatically. You publish.

How is this different from a performance creative agency?+

An agency sells hours and headcount. An Install leaves you with the engine: the house code, the prompts and the agents stay with you after day 14.

Why no calls?+

Written work is clearer and easier to check. You get an audit before you pay, a fixed-scope proposal and a handover you can reread.

Who is behind Velnoire?+

An operator who runs e-commerce brands with this same engine. No face, by design. The proof is the work: the written audit you get before paying, and the numbers published on X.

Which tools do you use?+

Whatever produces the best result for your products that month. Your house code and agents aren't tied to one tool.

What happens after day 14?+

30 days of async support. If you'd rather have the atelier run for you, Velnoire Studio is the next step.

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You'll also get The Atelier Letter on Tuesdays and Fridays. One system per issue. Unsubscribe in one click. Privacy →

What you get

  • — A written creative and economics audit: CAC ceiling, current creative performance, competitor angle map.
  • — Your brand's House Code and Prompt Bible, written for your brand.
  • — 60 launch-ready creatives: 40 statics, 12 AI-UGC-style videos and 8 product or lifestyle scenes, in up to 2 languages, with AI disclosure where needed.
  • — 5 custom agents configured in your workspace (Hyperagent or Claude), with guardrails.
  • — A testing plan: which creatives to launch, in what structure, and how to read the results.
  • — A written handover SOP and silent walkthrough recordings.
  • — 30 days of async support by email or Telegram, 48-hour response.

Price, capacity and guarantee

$4,900
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No sales calls. Everything is async and written.